A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.

chotronette:

Dress by www.chotronette.com

roy-ality:

yeevil:

can we talk about the epic enema that guy just received? because unless he’s clenching pretty damn hard, im pretty damn sure he tasted it.

gnarly

braveheart-the-lion:

i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

thatfunnyblog:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

BCV THEMES